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Unisex T-shirt | Biblical Carnivore
Unisex T-shirt | Biblical Carnivore
Our Biblical Carnivore T-shirt is not your ordinary tee—it's designed to stand out with its unique, Bible-inspired design and exceptional comfort. Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a touch of polyester in Heather colors), it’s super soft, breathable, and perfectly stretchy. The lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) is pre-shrunk to maintain its fit, while the side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping add durability and quality. This shirt isn't just clothing—it's a statement.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |